The Top Five Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Tax Guy

 

#5 - Looks like you'll be eating a lot more spaghetti this year.

 

 

#4 - If you ever get audited, I'll be by your side.  I won't say anything.  But I'll be by your side.

 

 

#3 - I'd like to hurry this along as much as possible.  I have my adult kickball league tonight.

 

 

#2 - Yes, I know there were hundreds of errors on last year's tax return.  But don't blame me.  I told you, I'm not good with numbers!

 

 

And, #1 - You're getting a big refund . . . as long as the IRS doesn't check numbers and stuff like that.