The Top Five Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Tax Guy
#5 - Looks like you'll be eating a lot more spaghetti this year.
#4 - If you ever get audited, I'll be by your side. I won't say anything. But I'll be by your side.
#3 - I'd like to hurry this along as much as possible. I have my adult kickball league tonight.
#2 - Yes, I know there were hundreds of errors on last year's tax return. But don't blame me. I told you, I'm not good with numbers!
And, #1 - You're getting a big refund . . . as long as the IRS doesn't check numbers and stuff like that.