When you see Larry King, I'm going to assume the last thing you think is "damn I bet he created some really attractive offspring."
Well... you should have thought that. You should have gotten curious and checked it out. You would have been given the gift that I'm about to give you. The gift of Cannon and Chance King.
First of all... Never have I thought "Cannon" was a good name but hot damn, Cannon King just SOUNDS like a sexy man. So does Chance King. GIVE ME.
[FYI they're both of age so you're good to look.]
I'll give you Chance first.
Now, more importantly... Cannon.
Lemme calm you down now.. cleanse that palette.