The Top Five Things Jay Leno is Thinking Right Now

 

Today is the last day of hosting "The Tonight Show" for Jay Leno.  Let's take a minute to look inside his head this morning with The Top Five Things Jay Leno is Thinking Right Now.

 

 

 

#5 - I've got Billy Crystal AND Garth Brooks on tonight.  And yet the IDIOTS at NBC STILL say I don't know how to reach a young demographic!

 

 

#4 - Remember, don't open any ticking packages from Conan.

 

 

#3 - Can I still approach idiots on the street with political questions just for my own amusement?

 

 

#2 - Being forced into retirement sucks!  Now I have to spend all day with my hundreds of cars and billions of dollars!

 

 

And, #1 - How do I get Google to stop putting me as the top result when you search "backstabber?"